)( PRESENTS )( &%$ BULLSHITING THE OPERATOR! $%& =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HELLO! THIS PHILE SHOULD PRESENT YOU WITH WAYS YOU CAN PHOOL MOST ANY TYPE OPERATORS (HEREBY REFERED TO AS 'OPS') TO DO MOST ANYTHING FOR YOU. IT IS VERY COMPREHENSIVE, SO PLEASE, DONT LET IT OUT...JUST THINK IF YOUR LOCAL FRED BBS/AE LINE GOT A HOLD OF THIS INPHO, IT COULD SCREW UP PHRASING AS WE KNOW IT. THANKS AND ENJOY!! WHATS YOUR NAME?: WHATS YOUR NAME? (NO NOT YOUR REAL NAME, SILLY) YOUR NAME, OR WHAT JOB YOU HOLD, IS VERY IMPORTANT IN CONVINCING OPS TO COMPLY WITH YOUR WANTS/DEMANDS. BECAUSE THE GENERAL PUBLIC CANNOT GET INPHO THAT WE ALL WOULD LIKE TO GET, WE MUST BE FROM THE PHONE COMPANY. SO HERES A COUPLE OCCUPATIONS YOU COULD USE. MAKE UP YOUR OWN NAME, AND IF POSSIBLE, A SUB-RANK (CODE LIKE 1146, NOT USUALLY NEEDED) TOLL SERVICE MAINTENANCE ENGINEER STATION REPAIR CABLE MTCE TECHNICIAN TSPS MAINTENANCE/MAINTENANCE ADMINISTRATOR CENTRAL OFFICE SUPERVISOR TSPS SECURITY TOLL SERVICE MAINTENANCE NOTE:THERE ARE MANY OTHERS, FIND THEIR OCCUPATIONS, AND USE THEM TOO! YOU MAY USUALLY REPLACE ONE OF THESE, FOR ANOTHER, THOUGH I WILL EXPLAIN HOW I WOULD DO IT IN THIS PHILE INWARD OPERATORS: THERE ARE MANY WAYS, BUT HERE ARE A COUPLE THAT I KNOW HAVE WORKED... 1) SAY "HELLO OPERATOR, THIS IS FRED WILLIAMS, TOLL SERVICE MAINTENANCE, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I BE CONNECTED TO THE XXXXX INWARD" (XXX IS ANYCITY) 2) SAY "HELLO OPERATOR, THIS IS MR. XXX FROM TSPS SECURITY, I HAVE A REPORT OF WIRE FRAUD ON NPA-XXX-XXXX, IT IS IMPERATIVE TO GET THROUGH TO AN INWARD OPERATOR IN THAT NPA" 3) SAY "HELLO OPERATOR, THIS IS PETER BLOUGH, TSPS MAINTENANCE REPAIR, WE ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE VERIFY TRUNKS IN THE XXX AREA (XXX=NPA), WOULD YOU PLEASE CONNECT ME WITH AN INWARD OPERATOR IN THAT NPA" &&%%$$ ALWAYS SAY THANK YOU! $$%%&& FROM THE INWARD OPERATOR, YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH GET WHATEVER YOU WOULD LIKE TO, WHETHER IT BE A PHREE CALL (TO A CONFERENCE # PERHAPS?) OR ROUTING CODES TO CERTAIN AREAS...TRY SAYING,"ROUTING CODE FOR MIAMI, FLORIDA PLEASE" FOR ROUTING CODES, THOUGH IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED AS THE RATE AND ROUTE OPS WILL LATER BE DISCUSSED. ALSO, IF IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH SUPERVISORS, AND MAYBE EVEN THE EVER PRESENT GROUP CHIEF , KEEP WITH IT, AND IF IT FAILS WITH THE GROUP CHIEF, THEN HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN. CNA'S: BIOC AGENT 003 PRESENTS A NICE LINGO CONVERSATION WITH THE CN/A OP, BUT SOMETHING YOU COULD DO TO GET DIFFERENT CN/A NUMBERS, ALL IT NEEDS IS A LITTLE AIRHEADEDNESS..HERES HOW! CALL ANY CN/A NUMBER (LETS USE 202) SAY "HELLO THIS IS JOHN SMITH, RESIDENTIAL SERVICE CENTER, SAN JOSE, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME AND ADDRESS TO 713-XXX-XXXX." HA! NORMALLY CN/AS ONLY SERVICE ONE AREA, BUT HE DOESNT KNOW THAT YOU KNOW...SO HELL SAY , "IM SORRY I DONT SERVICE THAT AREA" SO YOU CAN REPLY "OH, EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE NUMBER TO THE 713 AREA?" THIS SHOULD WORK FINE, JUST STAY CALM, ACT NICE, MAYBE LIKE YOUR A BIT NEW.. IM SORRY, BUT I CANT GO ANY FARTHER WITHOUT GIVING DUE CREDIT TO THOSE WHO HELPED ME WITH THIS ARTICLE, I DONT WANT TO STEAL ANYONES IDEAS...THANK YOU TO... $$ PHUCKED AGENT 04 $$ $$ TAP $$ $$ X-MAN $$ $$ BIOC $$ $$ ANONYMOUS $$ VERIFICATION: IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT YOU CANNOT JUST ASK THE OPERATOR "WHAT NUMBER AM I CALLING FROM." YOU MUST WRANGLE IT OUT'A HER...TRY THESE... "HELLO, THIS IS JOHNATHAN DOE, TSPS MAINTENANCE REPAIR, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT NUMBER I AM COMING IN ON ?" ACTUALLY, THERE ARE 2 KINDS OF VERIFICATION, THE ABOVE IS TO HELP YOU KNOW WHOSE LINE YOU ARE USING (SEE PHUCKED AGENT 04 ARTICLE 'BELL HARDWARE' FOR A SCHEMATIC TO MAKE A SIMPLE TEST SET). ANOTHER IS TO VERIFY A LINE IN/OUT OF USE.TRY THIS TO VERIFY ANY LINE YOU WANT... SAY "HELLO, THIS JOE SCHOE, TSPS MAINTENANCE, WE SEEM TO BE HAVING OCCASIONAL TROUBLE WITH THE VERIFY TRUNKS IN THE XXX AREA (NPA AGAIN), WOULD YOU PLEASE HIT VERIFY AND POSITION RELEASE PLEASE" THERE IS ANOTHER FROM AN OLD TAP ISSUE (GIBBERISH V, FRED STEINBECK) THATS SAYS...DIAL 0 +7DIGITS (#) SAY "OPERATOR, CLASS CHARGE AS STATION PAID, AND HIT VERIFY PLUS START. NOW HIT EMERGENCY INTERRUPT, NO AMA (TERM RARELY USED ANYMORE), AND POSITION RELEASE PLEASE." NOTE: THIS IS OLD, AND VERY COMPLEX, I DONT BELIEVE IT WOULD WORK, BUT YOU COULD TRY,ALSO SUBSTITUTE SOMETHING FOR TSPS MAINTENANCE, OR SAY YOU ARE FROM ANOTHER AREA. RATE AND ROUTE: THERE IS A GREAT PHILE ON WHAT TO SAY TO THE R & R OP. BUT TO GET TO ONE, JUST TRY THE ABOVE "TOLL SERVICE MAINTENANCE, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I GET CONNECTED TO THE RATE AND ROUTE OPERATOR" FOUR THINGS ARE POSSIBLE (THAT I KNOW OF) TO GET FROM THE RATE AND ROUTE OP. THEY ARE (1) NUMBERS ROUTE (2) DIRECTORY ROUTE (3) OPERATOR ROUTE (4) PLACE/NAME BASICALLY, NUMBERS ROUTE AND DIRECTORY ROUTE TELL YOU THE NPA...OPERATOR ROUTE TELLS YOU THE ROUTING CODES FOR GETTING TO AN INWARD FOR YOUR INQUIRED AREA. T HE PLACE/NAME IS A REVERSE OF THE NUMBERS ROUTE. IT TELLS YOU THE CITY IN YOUR INQUIRED ROUTING CODE. A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR PLACE/NAME IS TO SAY, "PLACE, NAME, INTERNATIONAL, COUNTRY CODE 218, CITY CODE 21" YOUR ANSWER WOULD BE: "TRIPOLI, LIBYAN ARAB PEOPLES SOCIALIST JAMA HIRLYA (LIBYAN APSJ)" DONT WISH TO PERJURE THE R&R ARTICLE, NOR WASTE YOUR TIME, SO PLEASE SEE 'FOOLING WITH THE RATE AND ROUTE OPERATORS' FOR FURTHER DETAILS. CONFERENCES: TO START A CONFERENCE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL THE CONFERENCE OPERATOR AT 800-855-5000 AND TELL HER THE PEOPLE AND TELL HER YOUR NUMBER IS ONE SIDE OF A LOOP, CALL THE OTHER AND WAIT FOR HER TO CALL YOU BACK...SIMPLE...BUT HERES ANOTHER WAY, THAT ALSO ALLOWS YOU CONTROL. SAY "HELLO OPERATOR, THIS IS JULIUS ERVING, TSPS SECURITY, I HAVE A TEST NUMBER FOR YOU TO DIAL." WAIT FOR OK. THEN "YES OPERATOR, KEYPULSE FORWARD, START KEYING WITH 213-080-1050, START, POSITION RELEASE." (THANK YOU)... NOTE: THIS DOESNT SEEM TO WORK IN MANY AREAS, AS TSPS SECURITY IS CLOSE TO NON-EXISTANT (IN MY MIND). ALSO MANY OPS WILL ASK FOR A BADGE NUMBER. I BELIEVE THEY ARE 4 OR 5 DIGITS, YOU MAY WANT TO ADD THIS AFTER YOUR NAME. GTE SPRINT/MCI: THE WAY GTE SPRINT AND MCI GIVE OUT CODES IS AS FOLLOWS: YOU CAN EITHER GIVE THEM A CREDIT CARD # OR A BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER. THEN GIVE THEM A FAKE FAKE#, AND MAYBE YOU WILL NEED A DROP, BUT ITS COOL, CUZ YOU WILL NOW HAVE 1 MONTH ON FREE CALLS, MAYBE EVEN MORE...NO CHARGE, AND NO TRACE...